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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
goblingirlgaming
transarsonist

but no yeah lets have the conversation:

"the CEO doesnt want to run that kind of website"
Excuse, shouldnt have bought the 'go nuts show nuts whatever' website if thats the case. APPEAL DENIED

"we have to follow the TOS of the appstores we're hosted on"
Excuse item one, no you dont, item two, you have since those days implimented infrastructure that would allow pornography and sex work on this platform Without violating TOS of any applicable app store. APPEAL DENIED

"we own the site we get to make the rules"
Incorrect, this site has only ever made profit when the users willed it. we collectively own the site as a hive mind and no legal change in ownership will change that. APPEAL DENIED

"we have to keep this website safe for the children who use it"
Argument based on fallacy banning pornography and sex workers does not prevent pornography and sex work from occuring on the site, it only forces aforementioned users to hide and avoid labling their content appropriately, which REDUCES the safety for children and sex workers alike instead of increasing it, this has been shown to the point that making this argument at all is tantamount to admiting fascist intent APPEAL DENIED

transarsonist

Reblog it. I want this to be on Tumblr radar by end of the week, i want my notes to be useless from the discourse, i want every single person on Tumblr to have seen this post at some point

thatdogmagic

sing it from the fucking rooftops, this website is fucking garbage and it trying to be Twitter while it whines and cries and has 50,000 meltdowns over seeing a titty should be funnier than it is but given all of the above, it's mostly just fucking infuriating.

problematicmilf

Anonymous asked:

"Anarchist" but gets triggered when people voluntarily don't wear bicycle helmets.

katelyn-danger answered:

Me when I know what anarchy is

katelyn-danger

Gravity legally cannot hurt you if you scream "NO GODS NO MASTERS" immediately before impact

completelybitch

I'm so fucking tired of this bicycle helmet discourse. Bike helmets aren't going to do shit to protect you if you get hit by a car

katelyn-danger

Most of the time... Bike accidents.... Involve things.... Other than cars...... like the ground....also it's safety gear..... Wearing it is non negotiable.... You are one accident away from being permanently disabled..... You need to protect your brain

starlite-sin

Not towards OP

Is OSHA and other safety regulations also cop behavior?

katelyn-danger

*sigh* The belief that OSHA and other safety regulations are cop behavior are common opinions that people have, anarchist or not. Wearing PPE is annoying and often uncomfortable, sweaty, and cumbersome. People also generally hate being told to be careful, because they believe that "be careful" is synonymous with "hey, you're too stupid to do that without hurting yourself".

But all it takes is one time for you to slip up and suddenly the grinder disk that would have gotten stuck in your safety glasses is in your eye, or you're getting treated for lung cancer because you didn't want to wear your respirator while you welded. These are decisions that you were free to make, but might seriously regret later on.

People will scream until they're blue in the face about how oppressive it is to have to wear a safety vest and hard hat on a construction site, but do you really think that the hammer that slipped out of your buddy's hand is going to take that into consideration when it collides with your skull?

No political theory will save you from an accident. You can either wear your PPE, or can die, unexpectedly, painfully, and slowly. The choice is yours. Go argue with a lathe if you feel so strongly about it.

thelittlebriarrose
sometransgal

Softly singing "Head and shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes 🎶" as I assemble human body parts for reanimation

sometransgal

I'm actually using the song instructionally and adding body parts as they show up in it.

cipheramnesia

I'm singing it at the other end of the conveyor belt as I load the body parts onto it.

ladymaplecourt

Final product is a guy with

  • 3 heads
  • 3 sets of shoulders
  • 6 sets of knees
  • 6 sets of toes
  • 1 pair of eyes
  • 1 pair of ears
  • 1 mouth
  • 1 nose

And none of the other body parts

sometransgal

You may hate it but this is what peak performance looks like

cipheramnesia

patentlyabsurdrpgideas

Encounter: Niizan’dtohs, the undead construct detailed above.